Where the road leads next

I love blogging.

For the simple fact that doing it provides me with an exceptional excuse to avoid what I should be doing.

And for that I will forever be a fan of Blogger and Wordpress. Those two little words that didn't even exist a few years ago, have become my Xanax and Valium. I love thee, both of thee.

Note to self: Use "thee" more often. It makes you sound educated and haughty all at the same time and impresses thee. Impresses thee greatly.

It is no secret to those who have shared time with me that I am adept at talking. In fact, I can talk real good. Goodly talk I can. Chatting with me is like a deep cool never ending spring of verbal goodness satisfying thee on a hot summers day. I like to hear myself talk, an important character default for those aspiring to be like thee.

Come to think of it, saying "thee" is just this side of schizophrenic.

Where was I? Oh yes, procrastination. "A powerful action where the act of doing it can sometimes cause you to exert more effort than the actual deed." That is the Davie definition. That was a freebie. Now THAT is an interesting word. Just look at it; "freebie" it makes me smile just saying it.

You see, if I can spend time on this blog all those nasty little things called work will simply be unable to be accomplished. I know this isn't earth shattering - give me a break I am wasting time.

Hey, is it actually possible to shatter the earth? I don't think that thought has ever crossed my mind as a real possibility, like "look out - don't hit the ground too hard - you might break it!" Of all the things that could happen to the planet, I can honestly say exploding into a pile of broken glass is nowhere on my radar. Did people actually think the earth was made of glass? Where did that phrase come from? A marble salesman most likely.

Now that is the job for me. "Marble salesman". I got your cat eyes, your pureies, oh yea, and your shooters and look at this; steelies! I could do it. I could sell marbles. It is easy to get people to buy stuff in the asylum. For one thing, they ain't going anywhere and everyone knows that marbles are THE thing this year for Christmas.

Well.... my diet Dr. Pepper is almost gone and my creativity should really be used on stuff that will help pay my mortgage. I just found out that our health care costs are going up - Yea! I love learning to trust God with my finances by making sure there is no possible may I am the one who can provide.

Did I say love? What I really meant to say was it is time to start something else to stop thinking about that.